All government spending except military and police/fire fighters.

An adult is someone who is ready and willing to take full responsibility for their own actions, their own achievements and failures.
An adult is someone who can reason and see both sides of an issue and discern, truth from lies, right from wrong.
There is no magic age at which that happens.  I have known 40yr olds that are not adults.

Wolverine from X-Men
He's hot.
He can open coconuts without a knife.
He's hot.
He can catch fish without a line, hook, or bait.
He's hot.
He can defend himself ,and you from predators.
He's hot.
He can heal you if you get hurt.
Oh,  and did I mention, 'He's Hot!'

Goodbye, I have never loved you!